*at a meet and greet with Ariana*
me: i just wanted to say that i love you and your music so much and i'll support you till the end my queen
ariana: awww thank you so much! wanna take a pic?
me: sure! *puts my arm around her and snatches a patch of her hair*
ariana: ouch!
me: *calls mariah* phase one complete master

chinjiikari:

walking to the side of pokemon trainers and talking to them first so you feel in control

neptunain:

"how do we know you’re not a cop?"

could a cop do this?

[unarmed black teen walks by without getting harassed or shot]

"ah okay you’re cool"

burningbrighterstill:

on the way home after concerts with your friend like 

image

bile2:

IM WEAK
madeupmonkeyshit:

How thug niggas play pool